what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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