But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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