mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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