he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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