I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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