hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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