Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I want to be your penis for a week.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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