Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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