nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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