do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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