I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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