you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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