He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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