In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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