NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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