return my video game
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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