That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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