Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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