Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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