Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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