Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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