Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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