was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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