there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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