Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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