We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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