Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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