Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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