it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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