ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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