YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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