didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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