We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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