If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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