I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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