i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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