How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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