I'd wear matching sweaters with you
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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