and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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