Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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