quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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