Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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