Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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