Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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