that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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