I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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