fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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