Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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