She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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