Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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